We had bought a (fake) Ikea bag the night before our boat trip so we could take it, instead of our two larger wheelie bags, as the boat company's advice was to keep baggage size to a minimum. We dropped our main bags into storage and jumped on the bus. We were first on, and the bus proceeded to loop around the old quarter picking up clients here and there. The driver was excellent. The Old Quarter is impossible. Narrow, clogged by traffic and commerce and people. A bus driver apparently needs 10 years driving experience to be let loose in it.
The trip out to Halong Bay was rather long - 4 hours all up. It was broken by a 25-minute stop halfway, at a huge tourist trap store. We were dropped on one side and had to work our way across through embroidery, furniture, stone-carving, jewellery and snacks. I imagine the prices were absurd - one packet of snacks was three times what we had bought an identical one for the previous day. The driving was less awful than our Bac Ha to Lao Cai trip, but was by no means pleasant. A 2-lane road only means 2 official lanes, but clearly there are room for 3, and perhaps more if it is only motorbikes you are passing. 10,000 people die on Vietnam's roads each year, and it is not hard to see why.
One sad thing to see was the number of schoolkids on electric scooters. We presume it is a bit is a status symbol to ride to and from school on an electric scooter rather than an ordinary bike, though perhaps it is a matter of distance.
The guide, Cuong, was very good. We got a whole load of information on the way out, including that Hanoi was a city of 8 million people, and amazingly, 4 million motorbikes. Saigon has 12 million commuter motorbikes each day! Car taxes are 200% to discourage their purchase.
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| Karst through the mist |
Approaching Halong Bay we could see the amazing karst hills out to sea in all directions. We had no idea they were quite so widespread. Into Halong Bay harbour we passed a huge ferris wheel and gondola towers under construction. At the harbour we hopped out of the bus, and were quickly transferred out to the cruise boat in a smaller boat, while the previous day's tour were shuffled onto our bus. It's quite a business.
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| The madness of Halong Bay tour boats |
Our cabin was very pleasant - nice bed, lovely bathroom, and a small balcony. There was even a bowl of fruit to say sorry for having been changed to a new vessel from our booked one. We had arrived on board at 12:30, and lunch was under way at 1pm.
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| Our boat - Viola Cruises |
A pleasant group of 13 on board. An Argentinian couple (kept to themselves the whole trip), a Darwin army family, a young couple, one single and a mother-daughter, these all North American. The food was excellent. The boat was meanwhile chugging out into the bay, passing dozens of gorgeous islands. Unfortunately the weather refused to play ball. As it has been for days, it was extremely hazy. Objects even only 50 metres away were distinctly hazy. Our first stop was at an island with a huge cave system. It is probably the biggest cave we have been in, and was distinguished by being bone-dry rather than the standard cave fare of mustiness and slippery footing. Some interesting formations, particularly the roof of the cave which had clearly been wave-eroded, then subsequently left high and dry. Quite spectacular to be inside.
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| Amazing scenery on the way out |
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| Cave interior |
Back to our boat, then it anchored off another island where we climbed over 400 steps to the top for some great views of the surrounding bays. The Aussies swam, but the water temperature was marginal as it is winter here now, and we were not tempted. Back onto the boat where we were given a glass of red wine. Our first glass of wine for what seems like months, and we would have been better off not having it at all - sweet and awful. We are looking forward to some Aussie reds in Melbourne. However, it was a nice extra for the company to organise wine and cake for everyone prior to dinner.
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| No shortage of cruise boats, but it didn't feel too crowded |
The group got on really well and I found it invigorating to be chatting with young people, discussing their views on technology, life and society. It was also fun having the two small children on board, 4 and 5 years respectively. They added their own exuberance to the group. Their parents were an Aussie army guy, who had married an East Timorese when he was serving there. They were a nice couple, currently based in Darwin. The American couple consisted of an American guy from Boston and a Filipino/American woman from Seattle, both into IT/marketing. We are so used to seeing a mix of cultures in relationships or as local residents now that if you see two 'Europeans' together it looks quite unusual. They just stand out glaringly as tourists. Like us I guess!
It made me realise how little we mix with younger people, either in France or elsewhere. It's an energy I'd love to be more of a part of. When we are all staying at Bella's in Melbourne Alastair will be bringing two friends with him between Xmas and New Year, and I think we have around 15 (mostly youngies) for Xmas Day. It will be a lot of fun.
Dinner was over the top. The chef excelled himself with beautifully presented dishes, including a peacock and a rooster formed with carved vegetables, then sea bass in a fine carrot net. Cuong then showed us a range of card and other tricks, very professional, then explained them. Even with explanation it was still near impossible to get them to work right. There was a threat of karaoke, which neither of us could face, so we headed off to bed at 9:30, followed almost immediately by everybody else. A number of the others had recently travelled by overnight train or bus and were pretty bushed.
We set alarms for the morning so we could get to the tai chi session run on the top deck at 6:30am, along with a good third of the other 50 boats in the harbour. Being our first time trying it, we made a bit of a hash, but it was fun all the same. An early breakfast, then the boat headed to one of the floating villages where there was a choice of kayaking or sitting on a bamboo boat. We chose the latter, as my back doesn't enjoy kayaking. It must be a strange life out there in floating houses - they even have a floating school building.
We had about an hour of time to ourselves while the boat was heading back to harbour. They require the rooms vacated by 9:30 so the cleaning crew, who have been aboard the whole time, can get them all cleaned up by 12:30 when the next guests file on board. It's very much a production-line, but thankfully doesn't feel it. The chef then gave a lesson on carrot flowers and net making. He's very skilled, and although we might try it sometime, we don't expect the same success! Everyone had a go at making fresh spring rolls, and these were a taster before yet another very impressive lunch.
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| Still plenty of locals doing what they have done for centuries |
The islands were spectacular. They extend in every direction as far as you can see, which given the haze was less than normal. Really worth the long drive to come and see. Halong Bay has certainly been a major highlight of the trip for me. I'm a geomorphologist (landform enthusiast) at heart, and just loved getting close up and personal as we cruised close by some of the islands. There are over 2000 of them in Halong Bay alone. They're similar, but different, to the limestone country we have seen offshore of Thailand and in the Guilin/Li River region of southern China.
The trip back was just the same as the trip out. A different tourist trap, but really no different at all. We were dropped at our previous hotel where we collected our bags, reassembled them, and walked the short distance to our new home for the next four nights, the Hanoi 3B Hotel. This was a little disappointing, as the balcony we had chosen was minimal, and didn't even possess a seat. Thankfully the room itself is fine, and on a value for money scale it can't be faulted. Our first hotel was part of the Halong Bay package so that is why we stayed there. The staff were exceptionally nice, but so are the ones in this hotel. In fact everyone seems to be very welcoming, friendly and smiling. As we've walk around the streets, particularly the Old Quarter where we are based, we've noticed that the local inhabitants tend to be very cheery, always chatting with others, sharing jokes and meals and are quite cuddly with each other. Even when we are approached by women to buy some of the fruit they have in their baskets, they are still mostly cheery even when you politely decline. It's not something we remember from our previous visit to Vietnam, when they were certainly pleasant, but not so cheerful.
We were pretty bushed by the time we got set up in our new digs, even though we napped quite well on the busy ride back to Hanoi. A quick meal and then to bed.